Say Hello to the Perverts!

22 Jul

The author of this article holds no degree in Sociology, Psychology, Neurology or any other field that deals with brain study. He does however Major in Kokonsa. This article is rated PG-17. Viewer discretion is advised.

Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. You laugh, but its true. I mean look around you. In the last couple of years, MEN have proven that they are without a doubt, “mujeriegos”- thats Spanish for womanizers – and perverts. (At this point I’d like to point out that I’m still a boy, so automatically i rule myself out). I mean its bad enough that women (not pointing fingers here), have been saying it for centuries, but when its all over the internet and newspapers, its like “Womankind 1-0 Mankind”. To those who are skeptical at this point, I say “read on”.

So where do i begin? Ah yes, Politicians – the men who pretty much govern this earth. We’ve got the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal of ’08, the John Edwards extra-marital affair (also ’08) and Hasta La Vista With The Maid, starring The Governator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger (that’s the best one yet). Oh yes, not to forget The Man himself, then President of the United States of America (*drum roll please……*) Bill Clinton!!!!! Now if u can’t trust your President, who in the government can you trust? Isn’t American politics just fascinating? ROTFLMAO

Across the North Atlantic ocean and into Europe i could tell you about the sitting Italian Prime Minister and his thing for underage girls, but then this article would be “one-way”. Although, Europe IS home to the Top 10 football sex scandals. Mind you, these are the people kids,like myself, look up to for inspiration. Lets take a look at the Top 3, shall we. At #3, former World #1 footballer ROOOONNALLLDO!! For those who don’t know, this Brazilian spent his time in Europe picking up Transvestites. What?? That’s right you heard me. In 2008, he was caught with 3 TRANSVESTITES to be exact! Must’ve gotten this shock of his life, they took off their clothes. Coming in at #2, fellow Englishman JOHN TERRY, for sleeping with the his teammate’s wife in 2009 – now obviously this dude never heard of the phrase “Bro’s over Ho’s”. (Charley these English boyz no be small oo). Occupying the #1 spot, a man i USED to respect and admire (*drumroll please……..*) RYAAAAAN GIGGGGGSSSS!!!! ). Now this dude was found to have slept with his brother’s wife earlier this yr, i doubt anyone can top that!

For lack of words on my part, what say we skip Asia, South America and Australia. (*Christopher Colombus voice*) WELCOME TO AFRICA. Now yh, we’ve got polygamy and ritualistic acts on lock, but it looks like Pastor Sex Scandals are on the rise. Before i go any further i would like y’all to know that i respect Men of God and in no way mean to taint anyone’s belief. I’m just saying something I’ve observed. If you didn’t know, . In Ghana, there’s pretty much see a pastor-sex scandal at least once a month, plastered all over the front page. Don’t believe me, check out next month’s newspaper. Popular Kenyan pastor Dr. Rev. Mumbui Karimi of the Kenyan Community Presbyterian church, renounced his Head Pastor title earlier this year, after he was charged with 3 counts of sexual abuse of a church member. And it doesn’t stop there. In 2008, Pastor Isaac Kyobe Kiweweesi, the senior pastor of Kansanga Miracle Centre in Uganda was accused of sexually assaulting 5 boys and “terrorizing their behinds”. In my opinion -which I’ve avoided giving until now- this is the worst kind of sex scandal ever. Not only do these “pastors” taint the name of their churches, but they also spoil others faith in God as well.

This article initially started with how men are “believed” to be cheats, but changed completely near the end. Usually in my articles, i conclude by giving some advice and ending on a solid note. But right now, I’m still in shocked from reading my own words about the pastor-sex scandals, my mind i s blank. I will say though MEN are not cheats. “SOME MEN” though are cheats- that’s really the best i can do at this point. So ladies, if you put in your heart that your guy will cheat on you, then he really will. I’m sorry, but its true. Y’all need to think Positive. We live in messed up times, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t good guys out there.(Damn, I’m good). Until my next blog -which will hopefully come soon- later!!!


Posted by on July 22, 2011 in BlabberMouth


16 responses to “Say Hello to the Perverts!

  1. Jae Milla

    August 17, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Nice bro. Truth!! Like the free-flow style too.


  2. Jae Milla

    August 17, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    Nice writing bro. Love your free-flow style.


  3. Karen B.-D.

    July 26, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Nice… loved it!! but i think you should leave the women’s side of things to the women, don’t you think? 😉 okay, maybe we want to know the men’s view on cheating women….


  4. shonky

    July 25, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Great writing u have here. Has left me thinking of so many things after reading. Big ups man.fter reading. Big ups man.


  5. george

    July 23, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    damn ure good..really loved it mate, cheers.


  6. iamlozo

    July 23, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    jazzy jeff!! keep this up and u’ll be snapped up by E! or sumfink soon…epic blog!


  7. Kessir

    July 22, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    I really enjoyed reading this. Just to point out that Silvio berlusconi is prime minister, not president of italy.


  8. Richelieu Wiles

    July 22, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    lol nice article son.


  9. George Sylvanus Niikoi Neequaye

    July 22, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Love this too, I am just amazed with the way you use words, Big Ups!!…. Yeh I totally agree with you that there are better and good boys (men) out there…. Thanks for advertising us the good guys,,,, Happy Writing. 🙂


    • jazzyjefferson

      July 22, 2011 at 7:39 pm

      really appreciate u readin and commentin on all my articles George. thanks alot.


  10. lunel

    July 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    but don’t you think fingers can be pointed at women too….. i think they are catalyst to men lying.


    • jazzyjefferson

      July 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm

      i agree with you lunel! however this article was not about the women, it was about the men… there’s 2 sides to this story and i will talk abt the ladies later. Thanks for reading!


  11. Annor

    July 22, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    this is actually my first time of reading your article but i must confess i enjoyed reading every bit of it 🙂 and i just cant wait to read your next article ….. i will be looking forward to your next article



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